7 mistakes to avoid in your quest to become a writer

As writers, we sometimes feel like members of an exclusive club. We can’t wait for others to ask us about what we do for a living. We wait, in baited breath, to nonchalantly talk about ecstasies and erroneous ways of being a writer. We want people to believe it isn’t a big deal. However, we secretly hope that they do.

At times, we get lost in our delusions of self-grandeur as a writer to the point that our writing abilities take a backseat. We stop trying to fine-tune our skills, and better ourselves in the process.

Writing is a bewildered beast. It gives us instincts. Some constructive and others – not so much. While it is impossible to tame any of them, we can always try to stop ourselves from spiraling out of control. And so, here are 7 things that you should ignore in your quest to become a writer.

1) Writing isn’t about becoming a best-selling author or an Internet sensation. That’s like Bruce Wayne wearing the bat suit just to get invited to costume parties.

2 Writing isn’t therapy. It is the couch. It is water and oxygen. Not a roll of tissues to dab on moist cheeks. Or a bowl of ice cream to drown your sorrows in.

3) Writing isn’t a strategy to seduce part-time lovers. Overcompensate for lack of charm. Get into their pants. That’s what fake childhood abuse stories are for.

4) Writing isn’t a celebration of exclusivity. Not a status symbol that glorifies social alienation either. When writers die, there will be no candlelight vigils held just because they were, by default, tormented artists who tried to change the world.

5) Writing isn’t magic. Good grammar cannot turn humble perceptions into transcendental opinions. A writer, with a flair for language, is, as much a philosopher as a really tall dude who thinks he is always right because people have to literally look up to him during a conversation.

6) Writing isn’t journalism. Then again, apples aren’t oranges.

7) Writing isn’t a science. There are no definitive formulas for success. None for failures either. Find your lady luck and a good publishing agent.

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  1. “That’s like Bruce Wayne wearing the bat suit just to get invited to costume parties.” LOL
    This was a good piece.
    So true.

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  2. I agree, writing is not glorification of social isolation. It is the other way around. Some people write BECAUSE they are socially isolated. I find it interesting that a lot of “outsiders” are writers, artists and musicians.

    Awesome post, btw.

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    1. Absolutely comrade, alienation is hardly a cause for celebration, it is what is. dirty, beautiful, vulgar, and sometimes, honesty!

      like camus’ protagonist says in The Outsider, “I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn’t”

      I guess artists are sure 🙂

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  3. You were on a roll. That being said, I like compliments and they do keep me going. Shallow as a puddle in a drought I am. Still, a wonderful post as they often are. And whatever you do, don’t let that go to your head!

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    1. I like them too. I stand accused. More than a few. Even writing these felt like therapy, which is sort of disturbing.

      Thank you for the kind words again, I ll keep my head on the mud, next to my toes, comrade!

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    1. Thanks buddy. Well I have no credibility to shit-talk either, just my personal perspective on what constitutes good writing 🙂 i found cohello to be generic in his philosophies and sort of bland with his language. But then again, I am someone who thinks Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes is a wildly entertaining film and that Chuck Palanhiuk is a wordsmith. Art is funnier than it is subjective perhaps!

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